Asshole Disney.: Archive

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Feb 25th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Anonymous asked: Why is Thumbelina featured here? That isn't a Disney movie. Just saying!

Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Anonymous asked: I read all your posts in my head as a sassy overweight black woman in her mid 40s

Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 23rd

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occasionalsupernova asked: Got hired for the internship at Disney World. Broke the news to my dad with the "what the fuck ever, I'm going exploring" John Smith picture. Bro fist.

Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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rainbowosity asked: How many followers do you have?

Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Anonymous asked: Your blog is too basic, spice it up a bit, get a new theme on dolly love or something

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Anonymous asked: OK so if we're sharing this one time I went to a Chinese restaurant and they had this fucking delicious crispy chilli beef things there and I ate a plateful and later I got really sick and started puking like crazy and I shit you not, these fucking chilli beef things were coming out of my fucking nose. I've not eaten Chinese food since.

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Anonymous asked: Just thought I would say that one time I was sitting with the boy I like and we were looking through your post and one of your pictures made him laugh so hard that he squirted milk through his noise and it got all over my face. It was the funniest thing.

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Anonymous asked: I just want to say that I've been getting odd looks from my boyfriend because I can't help laughing at everything you post. :)

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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I just saw a trailer for the re-release of...

That fucking movie. Every time I watch it I start off like “this ship is so pretty! Leo DiCaprio is so pretty! LIFE IS GRAND.” And then Rose shows up all like “I have paintings and hate you all and fuck you mother” and I’m like Because my God, you are so annoying. But then Cal is stomping around like the dick he is, flipping tables and shit and I’m like...

Feb 21st

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Feb 20th

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Anonymous asked: Are we allowed to submit? Or is it all you?

Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Anonymous asked: why you such an asshole, Disney?! xD

Feb 19th

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sleepinginthesilence asked: Peeta and Disney? I renounce my name you are now the true Lord of Awesomeness.

Feb 19th

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Feb 18th

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What if TLC started a show about not so extreme...

Cashier: Your total is $74.81
Shopper: Actually, I have a coupon for a dollar off that box of Chex cereal 
Cashier: Oh, okay. Your total is $73.81
Shopper: OH FUCK YES, THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER. DID YOU HEAR THAT SHIT? PRAISE GOD AND ALL THE ARCHANGELS AND ALL THE CHERUBS IN HEAVEN. FUCK ALL YA'LL, I JUST GOT THIS SHIT FOR SO CHEAP WHOOOOOO 
Cashier: 
Cashier: 
Cashier: 
Cashier: Paper or plastic?

Feb 18th

651 notes

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A Study in Reactions.

Bella Swan: “Yeah, let me just hop up on your back and we’ll go flying around the forest nbd” Everyone else:

Feb 17th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 15th

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Feb 15th

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Anonymous asked: Have you seen "Bonjour Girl?" On YouTube?

Feb 15th

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Feb 15th

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Do you think Jason Derulo announces his name in...

Starbucks employee: grande caramel frapp for--
JD: JASON DERULOOOO
Rihanna: Oh na na, what's my--
JD: JASON DERULOOO
Edward Cullen: Say it. Out loud.
JD: JASON DERULOOO
Harry Potter: He's back. You-Kno--
JD: JASOOOOON DEEERUUUUUULOOOOOOOO

Feb 14th

539 notes

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